<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-730477926944850933</id><updated>2011-11-27T16:28:14.997-08:00</updated><category term='alcohol nursing nurses night shift patients'/><title type='text'>The nurse today !</title><subtitle type='html'>I have decided to start a blog as I have so many funny stories to share. Everyday while nursing I have very strange, funny and stupid events happen and would like to share these with others! I also have strong views on nursing and I hope to hear from people who have had similar experiances or want to share a funny story! Everything written or posted on the site will be subject to copywrite.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nursingtimes.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/730477926944850933/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nursingtimes.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>northern nurse</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04108201765838805017</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-730477926944850933.post-5363595781050576325</id><published>2008-02-21T13:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-21T05:44:34.943-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alcohol nursing nurses night shift patients'/><title type='text'>One long night!</title><content type='html'>Last night I worked my last night of four so I am shattered. One of my patients had been admitted following an overdose, then while I was giving out medications she dissapeared. I alerted security but ended up going to look for her myself. I found her asleep on the bus stop bench drunk! While we were on the way back to the ward she said she had taken more pills and how long will it be before she died? I got her to bed and asked the doctor to come and take bloods as i thought she had took another overdose. When he arrived he was explaining why he was taking the blood and said "I am just going to clean your arm with this alcohol.." and before he could finishe she said " can I have whats left" lol. Like most of the patients we get she will probably try drinking the alcohol hand gel or asking for the cough syrup when she realises there is a chance of a drink! lol&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/730477926944850933-5363595781050576325?l=nursingtimes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nursingtimes.blogspot.com/feeds/5363595781050576325/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=730477926944850933&amp;postID=5363595781050576325' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/730477926944850933/posts/default/5363595781050576325'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/730477926944850933/posts/default/5363595781050576325'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nursingtimes.blogspot.com/2008/02/one-long-night.html' title='One long night!'/><author><name>northern nurse</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04108201765838805017</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-730477926944850933.post-7077231494365801573</id><published>2008-02-21T06:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-21T06:15:12.687-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mediblogopathy - A Nurse Blog</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://mediblogopathy.blogspot.com/2005/05/something-fun.html"&gt;Mediblogopathy - A Nurse Blog&lt;/a&gt;: "&lt;a href="http://mediblogopathy.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.geocities.com/neverlost_seattle/NurseBlogsTiny.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/730477926944850933-7077231494365801573?l=nursingtimes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://mediblogopathy.blogspot.com/2005/05/something-fun.html' title='Mediblogopathy - A Nurse Blog'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nursingtimes.blogspot.com/feeds/7077231494365801573/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=730477926944850933&amp;postID=7077231494365801573' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/730477926944850933/posts/default/7077231494365801573'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/730477926944850933/posts/default/7077231494365801573'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nursingtimes.blogspot.com/2008/02/mediblogopathy-nurse-blog.html' title='Mediblogopathy - A Nurse Blog'/><author><name>northern nurse</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04108201765838805017</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
